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my name is sam, i like warm weather, good people, and cold beer. if you need me i'll be at the beach.
UNCW.

July 26, 2014 12:16 pm July 25, 2014 6:57 pm 10:34 am
  • Comic Con: knock knock
  • Me: who's there
  • Comic Con: not you lol
10:29 am
lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

(via lydiastilinski)

10:27 am 10:27 am 10:21 am

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via bootytbh)

July 24, 2014 9:36 pm 9:31 pm 9:31 pm July 21, 2014 3:22 pm July 19, 2014 11:36 pm

thespoopmaid:

elligator:

I don’t think enough people remember that Grease ends with Danny and Sandy getting into a car and flying away

with zero explanation.

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(Source: 82745897239846289464, via ces-espacesinfinis)

8:47 pm 4:51 pm

slutsandsinners:

"Ann is the greatest human being ever invented."

Yes

(Source: greenleefs, via excitingdelusions)

4:41 pm